What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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