C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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