Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
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Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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