i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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