Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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