shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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