I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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