Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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