I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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