I must be too annoying 4 u.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Randomize
