I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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