ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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