I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He better not be in your backpack
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Randomize