I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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