U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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