Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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