I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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