Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i don't like sucking hair
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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