he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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