grandma shit on top of the toilet
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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