since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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