dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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