Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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