You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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