This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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