Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Did I show you my penis last night?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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