Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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