the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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