So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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