Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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