she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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