Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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