what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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