This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
im drinking this country out of the recession.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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