Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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