It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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