Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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