she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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