Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
