girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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