Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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