Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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