VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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