I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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