Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
