If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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