sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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