This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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