it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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Also fuck yeah conspiracy
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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