Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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