I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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