..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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