I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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