My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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