That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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